Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and says hello. "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" He says he is. "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" He tells her to go ahead if she likes it that much. "I also stopped by the car dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." He asked how much and she says,"$65,000." "OK," he says, "but I want it with all the options." "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we wanted is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." "Well, go ahead and give them an offer, but just for $900,000." "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" "Bye, I love you, too." The other men were looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"