How to seem like a Floridian when you are actually a snowbird. 1 You see a six-foot alligator on the lawn, and say: Cute little guy. 2 When the news predicts a Cat 3 hurricane, you ask who is having the party. 3 Weather forecast is 70 degrees. You complain to everyone there is an unnatural chill in the air. And then... 4 You say you can't find a long sleeve shirt.