How to seem like a Floridian when you are actually 
a snowbird.

1 You see a six-foot alligator on the lawn, and say: Cute little guy.

2  When the news predicts a Cat 3 hurricane, you ask who is having the party.

3 Weather forecast is 70 degrees. You complain to everyone there is an unnatural chill in the air.

And then...

4 You say you can't find a long sleeve shirt.